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[hellrisen02]

"Yo! I seem to have my hands full at the moment, so shoot me a message and I'll get back to ya. Later~."
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[k31rfree]

Shinigami, do you know any jokes?

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[hellrisen02]

Do I know jokes!? Kiddo, I'm a master!

What do you need, dirty joke? Lame pun?

[k31rfree]

Dirty jokes? Are you referring to jokes of a crude nature?

Any kind will do, I suppose. I don't know any that are very clever.

[Says the girl who laughed at a joke with a newspaper punchline.]

[hellrisen02]

Yup you got it.

This for Deedee? Very important factor.

[k31rfree]

Why, yes it is! Dee is not the type who enjoys jokes.

But maybe he just doesn't know any good ones.

Why? Does that change the jokes you'll tell me?

[hellrisen02]

I've noticed.

That's BS, I've told him loads of good ones! He's just a grumpy gertude.

Well, won't help if I give you a joke I've already told him, now will it?

So, here's a new one:

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns and asks the other: does this taste funny to you?