[Yyyyyup this is going on the internet immediately]
Hey, I'm no gift expert, but way I see it you got two options.
One, you trash it, make up some terrible but totally plausible imPort disaster that coulda caused it. Uh, newbie with pyrokinesis, you know, something like that!
Oooor two, y'keep it in the house and never invite anyone else over ever again.
--Where are you keeping it right now? Living room?
Yeeeah, welcome to your new place, don't mind the huge nude on the wall. Well, that kills the idea of tossing it in a spare bedroom, huh?
[After a pause, and a weary sigh] Toss it into mine if you gotta. I just use it to hold junk anyway. I got uh-- extended business in De Chima, these days. [Or he did. Now... well, he was waiting to see how the chips fell.]
[He laughs a little when he hears that nervous laugh.]
Don't worry about it. I'll take it back if you start using the room again. I mean, in all my time here, Odin's the only one who's been in my room other than me.
Ah, yanno, I'm a drifter sort, so I'm sure I'll come blowing back in with the winds at some point. [Like, maybe when he's laying low after ratting out a Sith lord. That kind of thing.]
Thank God for that, right!? Well, they'll get back on their feet. All these imPort cities... It's sad, but they're used to this sort of thing by now. They're resilient.
[And bitter. Very, very bitter.]
We can only do what we can, huh? Well, I'll leave you with that, I guess! Maybe I'll see you while helping out over there.
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Hey, I'm no gift expert, but way I see it you got two options.
One, you trash it, make up some terrible but totally plausible imPort disaster that coulda caused it. Uh, newbie with pyrokinesis, you know, something like that!
Oooor two, y'keep it in the house and never invite anyone else over ever again.
--Where are you keeping it right now? Living room?
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The only two people I usually have over are Archie and Odin, anyway.
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But it kinda sounded like you didn't.
--There's always the garage, I guess. Something tells me Archie wouldn't mind either, though. Maybe you can like, paint clothes onto it...
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[After a pause, and a weary sigh] Toss it into mine if you gotta. I just use it to hold junk anyway. I got uh-- extended business in De Chima, these days. [Or he did. Now... well, he was waiting to see how the chips fell.]
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[He's definitely throwing this bone to the imPort fangroups, though.]
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Don't worry about it. I'll take it back if you start using the room again. I mean, in all my time here, Odin's the only one who's been in my room other than me.
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Duo closes his mouth]
[Not today, Satan]
Great! Boy, I'm glad this call wasn't about someone in the house trying to kill ya.
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Ah, yanno, I'm a drifter sort, so I'm sure I'll come blowing back in with the winds at some point. [Like, maybe when he's laying low after ratting out a Sith lord. That kind of thing.]
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Um, tree thing included, I guess. Well, sounds like you got better... Been helpin' out with the cleanup and support over there. Real mess.
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[He didn't want to talk about Archie dying.]
That's good. I helped out a little bit, too.
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[And bitter. Very, very bitter.]
We can only do what we can, huh? Well, I'll leave you with that, I guess! Maybe I'll see you while helping out over there.
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