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[hellrisen02]

"Yo! I seem to have my hands full at the moment, so shoot me a message and I'll get back to ya. Later~."
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[hellrisen02]

Okie-dokie!

Did you have anything else you wanted to ask about?



Hey, Deedee. When's your birthday?

[d33tached]

[What a bizarre, non-sequitur thing to ask.]

I don't have a birthday.

Why do you ask?

[Surely he must have assumed as much.]

[hellrisen02]

Not even one you've picked? Jeez you sticks in the mud are all the same. Can't pick a name, can't pick a birthday...

Okay, here's your homework: pick a birthday for yourself, and you let me know. Any day in the year. Okay?

But you gotta pick one!

[Does not answer the question]

[d33tached]

[You're not the first person to have told him that, but for you, he just might actually do it--]

Why?

Is a birthday not meant to celebrate the day that you were born? I haven't the faintest idea of which day I was born.

[hellrisen02]

That's right

So for those of us that don't know, picking one of our own means we make sure to have one day that we can stop and remember to be thankful that we're alive, right?

So you better pick one!

[d33tached]

[But--]

Are you planning something with regard to this?

I will not tolerate any parties.

[hellrisen02]

Not a matter of whether you're tolerating it, Deedee.

[d33tached]

Did Archie put you up to this?

[hellrisen02]

?? I hardly talk to that dude, but good to know he's got the important stuff in mind!

I'll think about having him harass you about it too. Unless you wanna just cooperate...

[d33tached]

If you insist that I must choose a "birthday" for myself despite it not being the day that I was born, might I simply do so without inviting any sort of celebration regarding the matter?

I don't want a party.

[hellrisen02]

Sheesh. Always a stick in the ass.

Just pick a day, kid. I'll keep the festivity to a minimum.

[d33tached]

Very well.

[Imagine that sounding as begrudging as possible.]

I suppose if I am to choose some sort of significant anniversary, then the day on which I arrived in this world would be as appropriate as anything else.

[Also very begrudging.]

[hellrisen02]

[DAD IS SMILING TO HIMSELF you can't stop him!!!]

Good choice, not that my opinion counts for much.

Okay, I'll remember that. Same day as we met, then? Or was it a few days prior?

[d33tached]

July 7th.

[It actually had been a few days, prior, but. The day that they met. He can accept that.]

[hellrisen02]

[gay]

[He won't call it out, tho.]

Got it. Look forward to the summer fling!

[He's ...probably kidding.]

[d33tached]

Do not.

[hellrisen02]

[no response huehue HUEHUEHUEHUE]