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[hellrisen02]

"Yo! I seem to have my hands full at the moment, so shoot me a message and I'll get back to ya. Later~."
[functions; voice, text, video, file upload.]

Comments

[dragony]

Is it? I've never designed a real machine before.

[ you can HEAR the flippant dismissal over text. ]

Why would I name it? I'm not a celebrity.

[hellrisen02]

When you have a partner that's getting you through the thick of things, don't you think it'd be nice to thank them in some small way? Even if it's just a name to remember them by.

Well, maybe it's just me. I'm a nostalgic old fool like that.

[dragony]

[ Don't try to make her nostalgic, it's a pain and it's not going to work. ]

I think it's just you, between the two of us.

[hellrisen02]

Ice cold.

Alright well, take care. Don't want this pretty bike going to waste with whatever next big disaster decides to rain down on us.

[dragony]

Did I offend the artiste's ego?

[hellrisen02]

Not even a little!

[Ego? Nope, it's much worse and more heartfelt than that.]

[dragony]

His sentimentality, then.

[hellrisen02]

What is it that I attract all the bully girls?

[dragony]

Still too old for me.

And if you think this is bullying, it's no surprise, if you feel under fire all the time.

[hellrisen02]

Too a lot of things, Greenie.

Wow the thorns just don't stop there, do they?

Something something hell etc.

[dragony]

Thorns? You've got my type all wrong.

[hellrisen02]

Barbed wire is for the ones I don't make free motorcycles for.

[dragony]

I'm screencapping this.

[hellrisen02]

If I was expecting something else I would have gotten it from you already.

And I did.

What kind of newbie do you take me for, kiddo, honestly...

[dragony]

Don't tell me you were *that* interested in a couple of drawings?

If that's the case, I should be charging you the commission.

[hellrisen02]

[The drawings...? Duo stares at his comm in confusion, then chuckles to himself.]

I'm not that into monster design, don't worry.

[dragony]

Then what did you "get" from me, in the first place?

[hellrisen02]

[Oh Ruka. You're going to call out his sentimentality and then ask that?]

Memories.

[dragony]

[ ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ]

Who are you and what greeting card company hired you?

[hellrisen02]

You think I could pull it off? I've just been shitposting on imPort fanforums until now but I think I could really monetize!

[dragony]

Last time I was here, my assigned job was curating a #motivational Rumblr blog. Me.

You're a shoe-in.

[hellrisen02]

Ouch.

I got driving instructor! I had a chuckle. Might've even been fun for a bit if it didn't keep me stuck in one spot.

[dragony]

I don't know, you could have made it work. Send them a location, make them drive there. If they arrive in one piece, they pass.

They can get their license granted automatically, if they manage to keep somebody alive in the trunk the whole way.

[hellrisen02]

Guess we shoulda traded jobs, damn.

That or you could always pick up an enforcer job. Plenty of those in MF.

[dragony]

Enforcer?