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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

First question: Is it ...alive? If yes, can a bullet fix it? [Look, he's assuming worst-case scenario here.]

It's not alive. Bullets won't help.

It's a painting. From Odin. Of Odin. It's massive. Like...floor to ceiling. And it's of Odin. All of Odin.

Actually, there's three paintings, but only one of them is...uh...

[An immediate sigh of relief] Aw, phew, you had me scared there a minute, buddy! Thought you were in real trouble!

Anyway, don't know what you're complainin' about, that sounds pretty great! Send pics. Don't hold out on me, now!

[Look how remarkably unhelpful he becomes once threat of danger passes!]

Okay, sure.

[Jonathan sends over pics of Odin's nude.]

I mean, don't get me wrong, he's hot, it's just...uh...I'm really not sure where to put it. And...it's kind of an awkward conversation starter if there's anyone over here? But I can't get rid of it, because what if Odin asks me where I put it?

[Yyyyyup this is going on the internet immediately]

Hey, I'm no gift expert, but way I see it you got two options.

One, you trash it, make up some terrible but totally plausible imPort disaster that coulda caused it. Uh, newbie with pyrokinesis, you know, something like that!

Oooor two, y'keep it in the house and never invite anyone else over ever again.

--Where are you keeping it right now? Living room?

That's where it is right now. I guess I could move it to my room.

The only two people I usually have over are Archie and Odin, anyway.

I mean... if you wanna stare at it all night... I ain't judgin' you, man.

But it kinda sounded like you didn't.

--There's always the garage, I guess. Something tells me Archie wouldn't mind either, though. Maybe you can like, paint clothes onto it...

I mean, Odin is hot. I just...wasn't sure how to deal with it. Or how to explain it if someone else is assigned here.

Yeeeah, welcome to your new place, don't mind the huge nude on the wall. Well, that kills the idea of tossing it in a spare bedroom, huh?

[After a pause, and a weary sigh] Toss it into mine if you gotta. I just use it to hold junk anyway. I got uh-- extended business in De Chima, these days. [Or he did. Now... well, he was waiting to see how the chips fell.]

Yeah, thanks! I'll do that. And I guess if you end up staying here long term again, you can just...stare at Odin's amazing naked physique.

Yeah. Great. [nervous laugh] I guess I can ...toss a sheet over it or somethin'.

[He's definitely throwing this bone to the imPort fangroups, though.]

[He laughs a little when he hears that nervous laugh.]

Don't worry about it. I'll take it back if you start using the room again. I mean, in all my time here, Odin's the only one who's been in my room other than me.

[Duo opens his mouth

Duo closes his mouth]

[Not today, Satan]

Great! Boy, I'm glad this call wasn't about someone in the house trying to kill ya.

Right! Well, that usually only happens back home. Well, see you around. Maybe. If you like...come by to pick something up, or something.

Oh.... yeah. Feelin' better about that, any?

Ah, yanno, I'm a drifter sort, so I'm sure I'll come blowing back in with the winds at some point. [Like, maybe when he's laying low after ratting out a Sith lord. That kind of thing.]

Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, I won't be when I go back, but...I've been keeping my mind off it. When I'm not busy being a tree.

...Yeah. So goes bein' stuck here, right?

Um, tree thing included, I guess. Well, sounds like you got better... Been helpin' out with the cleanup and support over there. Real mess.

Yeah, I turned back as soon as...things happened.

[He didn't want to talk about Archie dying.]

That's good. I helped out a little bit, too.

Thank God for that, right!? Well, they'll get back on their feet. All these imPort cities... It's sad, but they're used to this sort of thing by now. They're resilient.

[And bitter. Very, very bitter.]

We can only do what we can, huh? Well, I'll leave you with that, I guess! Maybe I'll see you while helping out over there.

Yeah, maybe you will.

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